...a marathon more than a sprint, really. Actually, not really a marathon so much as a triathlon, or one of those Iron Man events.
Right now, the event at hand in the Yankee Fan Triathlon is the Chair Throw, for distance, accuracy, or damage to the interior of your home or local bar. The winners of the previous Remote Control Throw event don't have to participate in the opening heats of this stage of the competition.
Really. Ryan Jensen? The guy wasn't even in the majors last year! What does the feared Yankee offense do against him? Two frelling runs! That gives them six total runs scored over a three game series. Correction: a three-game sweep.
I don't know how many times you can get swept by the worst team in the league, and still remain in contention. Gotta hope that it's at least three, because the Yanks have already pulled this stunt twice...